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What did you want to be when you grew up?
A pilot, because I liked how the cockpits had so many knobs to push, luckiliy for the safety of passengers, a recording studio had more of them.

What's the worst club you've been to?
Some club I forgot the name of in Budapest. The resident DJ couldn't deal with someone else playing that night so he had me kicked out after 10 minutes. I spent an hour getting from the booth to the exit because of so many people apologising for his behaviour, It was a great night all in all.

What's been your worst job?
Pouring acid in huge vats, in a dark room, at a Kodak film factory. It was supposed to be a summer job, but I quit after an hour.

What are you obsessed with right now?
Pizza dough.

And what do you hate right now?
Not getting my Pizza dough right.

When and where were you your happiest?
When I was five. I knew growing up was gonna be some sort of hassle.

How do you describe what you do to someone who doesn't know you?
I don't talk to strangers.

Have you ever been arrested?
Once, I stole some noodle soup in a store. It was a bad idea.

What's the best record ever made?
Change 'The Glow Of Love'.

What's the coolest thing in your house?
A business card from the The Latin Rascals. A New York City tape editing team. I picked it up when I visited Arthur Baker's Shakedown sound studios in 87.

What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?
Stick to your guns.

Who's your all-time hero and why?
Sean Connery, always so dapper.

What do you collect – apart form records?
Japanese robot toys from the 70's.

What's your vice?
White truffle

Who was your first love and what happened?
She'll kill me if I tell you.

What were you doing at 2pm last Sunday afternoon?
Finishing the mix of our next Erodiscotique track for Gomma records.

What's your answer to everything?
Usually it's no, then we can always take it from there.

On a scale of one to ten, how good are you in the sack?
I hadn't thought of putting the sack on a scale yet.

What's your most prized possession that you've still got from when you were a kid?
The only one I still have is an old black panther plush.

Have you ever had a homosexual experience?
I recently ate stewed donkey penis in a small italian town, does that count?

What was your last treat for yourself?
An iPhone.

What do you spend your money on?
Studio stuff, groceries and clothing.

What's your drug of choice?
Tylenol.

What can't you live without?
Dessert.

Do you have a recurring dream?
That I DJ and I can't find the next record.

What would you change about yourself if you could?
That I don't look (so) bored when I'm not (that bored)

What's the worst item of clothing you've ever worn?
Many have tried but none have succeeded in making me wear something I don't like.

If you had a Tardis, what time would you go to?
The glorious 60's, the world had much more style back then.

Dimitri From Paris plays Brixton Clubhouse November 12